I've had the magnificent beard for about a month and a half now.  People seem to really dig it.  Why would you not?  It's the essence of man.  I think it gives me powers.  Man powers.  Like I have never worked on a car engine in my life, but with my beard, I think I can fix any car problem now.  Please don't try and touch it though if you see me.  I know you will want to, I just don't know what the beard might do.  I found this picture of me and my parents from when I was little.  My Dad rocked a beard from a time in the 70s too.  This is where my beard genes come from...