Our dog Nugget is crazy! He is just a little guy but he will practically break his neck jumping to get to a piece of rice left on the counter. Last night was not the best. I was in a mood. I was trying to do some work stuff and it wasn't going right and the family was all up in my business. So I finally snapped at one point and basically told everyone to f*** off or as I put it, leave me alone and let me do my thing. After that the mood in the house was not the best. So we are sitting around having a silent dinner while I am doing more drinking of my cocktail than eating to try and get me out of my funk. The daughter is full, we tell her she can leave the table and she puts her plate on the counter behind me. Next thing you know Nugget is doing Cirque Du Soleil crap on the back of my chair to try and get to her plate on the counter. I am so over everything at this point I don't even care and let him use my back and chair as some sort of prop. The daughter snapped a few pictures and then I finally acknowledged what was going on and got this crazy man off my chair..............