I've examined this photo for a while now and for the life of me, I don't know what is going on. I'm about 8 years old in this and am rocking my sweet Gilroy rec league baseball shirt. But that's about all I can determine. I don't know where I am in the house. There is a garbage behind me. I've clearly opened a present, but what is it? A snake? A belt? Something else entirely? I have no clue.