Hopefully you heard the Chicago Pasta Crotch story on Monday morning. If not, here is the short version. During one of our Chicago dinners last week Thor asks Eddie to pass the pasta. As it is being passed over me, instead of grabbing it, Thor decides to start serving himself right over my lap. Spills pasta and red sauce on my lap. Grabs a napkin, dips it in MY water and then starts to get out the stain. So wrong on so many levels!!!!! Here are some pictures from the incident...........