'Squirrel Whisperer' Arrested After Allegedly Training Squirrels To Attack Former Lover

45-year-old Janice Smith has been arrested by the Detroit Police Department for allegedly capturing several squirrels and training them to attack her former lover.

Her 51-year-old lover, James Robinson was attacked by rodents on more than a dozen occasions over a one month period.

The attacks caused him serious injuries including the loss of two fingers and one testicle that were all bitten off by his rodent attackers.

Robinson had no idea why the squirrels kept attacking him until he saw his ex-girlfriend, a former circus trainer, cheering on the animals from behind a bush.

“She was partially hidden behind some bushes, but I could clearly see her and hear her. She was yelling orders at the squirrels and telling them to attack me.”

During a search of her residence they found over a dozen cages holding a total of 27 squirrels along with two training dummies with pictures of Robinson's face taped to them. 

The 45-year-old woman is now facing criminal charges linked to criminal harassment and using animals as weapons and is undergoing psychological evaluation.

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