Guys, do you ever get sick of sitting all day only to have your junk all smushed together in your underwear? Problem solved! If it even is a problem... A company in Japan has started selling underwear which apparently defies the laws of gravity and stores your penis in an upward position.
There are actually two pouches for your junk: On that stores the shaft and points it "upward" ... and the other stores the testes. According to the company, separating your package like that lets both parts breathe better.
If you're interested in ordering yourself a pair check them out on Amazon. They are currently going for $8 a pair plus shipping.