This kid is something else! What would compel him to want to urinate on the elevator buttons? And then whoops! Look at what happens? The darn thing breaks. Hope he enjoys his time in there and can think about what he's done. Man, that really sounded like a Dad thing to say!
Eddie Pappani is host of The Show on Rock 105.3 FM in San Diego and Q103.3 in Temecula.