Looking back, the reason I may not have the affinity for Halloween that I do for Christmas, is my costumes. They were terrible!  I showed you my Cookie Monster atrocity a couple weeks ago and now I find this one. This was back when it was still cool to wear costumes to school. I went one year as a pirate. But looking at this costume, all it consists of is a freaking eye patch!  I guess pirates wear muscle shirts and jeans. WTF?  The other kids have full on costumes and there I am with a goofy eye patch and plastic sword. I don't get it man. It's not like I grew up super poor or something. Why did my costumes suck so much?