Lost Van Halen Dinosaur Video Is Unreal

This is wild. Footage from a long lost video shoot Van Halen did for the song "So this Is Love" has surfaced and its pretty incredible. They shot the thing in a dinosaur park in Italy and its as low budget as it gets. VH wasn't as big yet in 1982 when they did it, so the video wasn't top notch. Why is Eddie dressed as Waldo? Why is Michael Anthony dressed in a prison jumpsuit? Why is Dave humping the dinosaur? The random caveman cameo? So many questions. So bizarre!