People are always in awe of my calves. They are God's gift. I don't work them out. They just never go away. Can't explain it. So I rarely wear pants. But we went to a nice dinner last week and I had to wear pants. Well when someone challenges me to a calf-off, its going down on site. My buddy Dan threw the challenge out and I had to somehow get my pants above my calves to prove it to him. He was put to shame. Don't challenge the king because you will be humiliated!
Eddie Pappani is host of The Show on Rock 105.3 FM in San Diego and Q103.3 in Temecula.