Say good bye to boring old condoms and say hello to the world's first Smart Condom. This condom is actually a ring that will fit over your old boring condoms and will track the "exercise" of your man bits.
The ring was first announced in July of 2016 and is currently available on British Condoms for 59.99 although British Condoms says that they have not put an official release date on it and aren't taking your money for the product just yet.
The i.Con ring does promise however every burning question you were dying to know about your sex life. All you have to do is place it around your condom, download the app and you are good to go.
According to the British Condoms pre-order page, the ring will answer these questions:
- What's my thrust velocity?
- How fast are my thrusts?
- How many calories did that sesh just burn?
- How many times did I just have sex?
- What's the average skin temperature of my... eggplant?
- What's my girth?
- How many different positions did I just conquer?
- Plus can detect chlamydia and syphilis
The new SmartCondom aims to answer the age old question that men ask themselves: How do I stack up to everyone else around the world?
Because let's make sex a game, I mean, what could go wrong?
D*ck pics will be a thing of the past. Now you'll have to worry about d*ck status updates.