Drunken Australian man suffers from crocodile bite after trying to impress a hot British tourist in hopes.
Trying to win her over, his pickup lines were somthing along the lines of: 'tourists are more likely to get attacked by crocodiles than native Australians’.
So the drunken Australian jumps in the water and starts swimming with the crocodile to prove his crazy point. Immediately the crocodile bites into the mans arm and drags him 6 meters under water.
Thanks to liquid courage, the man started punching the crocodile in the snout and gouged it's eyes.
Whether his claims are true, there is one thing for sure... crocodiles will attack anyone when provoked.