Kale Keys found this list in a used car that he bought and Tweeted it.
There are a lot of rules for this poor guy but here are some of the best:
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You're NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
You are NOT to ask for head
You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
If I say jump you say "how high princess"
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back