Man Seeks "Worthy Female" For Eclipse Sex Ritual In Creepy Craigslist Ad

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Next weekend (8/21) will be a total solar eclipse across certain parts of the United States, the first occurrence in more than 99 years and because of this rarity some people like this California man is trying to use this as an opportunity to get laid.

Well done, sir!  A man in San Francisco posted an ad on the area's Craigslist site seeking a "worthy female" whom he can have "simultaneous orgasms" with and "conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution."

He writes "I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure," he explained in his ad, which has since been deleted. "My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal."

Not too sure what he means by that but it's definitely a little creepy but that's only the beginning.  he continues...

"We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun," his post said. "Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets."

and then of course on top of it all you should like cats and drugs are ok. 

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