I am that person....the person that always has to take the bows off presents and stick them to my body.  This is not exclusive to just the holiday season.  I just recently did this at my birthday lunch int he middle of Benihana.  I took the ribbon off one of my presents and made a "fancy" headband out of it.  I have been doing this as long as I can remember.  Here I am back around my sophomore year of high school sticking bows to my face.

And here is a picture of my daughter a few years back when I just decided to start sticking the bows on her too.........