WARNING.....if you are easily grossed out then this blog is not for you.  

Yesterday the hubby and I went fixture shopping for our Sky's Old House remodel. We looked at sinks, showers, toilets, kitchen stuff, etc.... Right around noonish when we are in the middle of picking out a bathtub (my favorite part) our Ring camera goes off letting us know there is motion in our backyard. Nobody was scheduled to be at the house but sometimes a bird or strong wind could trigger the camera. About 8 minutes later the backyard camera goes off again. After our meeting I drop the hubby back at the house and then go to our rental to get ready to pick up our daughter. All of a sudden I remember about the lady on the camera. I watch both videos and can't figure out what is going on. I am immediately concerned for some reason that this lady doesn't look like she is wearing any shoes. I swear there are currently more nails on the ground in our backyard than dirt. I ask the hubby to go out back and check to see if there are any footprints. Here she is arriving at 12:11..........

Here she is leaving at 12:19..............

My hubby is an amazing man who I love more than anything but I've realized guy is not going to get promoted to lead detective anytime soon. He says no footprints, the only thing he see is a massive dog crap in our backyard. Here is our text exchange.............

That is when it all comes clear. This lady took a massive crap in our backyard!!!! She undid the wire holding our gate closed and got into the yard. Few theories....random serial crapper or walker having an "emergency" during their walk or maybe an old school neighbor who hates to see all the change in the neighborhood. Not really sure. WARNING....here is the picture of the "present" she left behind................