Boob Issues

Late yesterday I took my daughter to the beach. She has been bugging me for over a week to take her and yesterday the guilt finally got to me and I agreed to take her in the late afternoon. The hubby dropped us off so we wouldn't have to deal with parking and so I could bring my "coffee" to enjoy on the sand. I bring my camera to the waters edge to trying and get some cute pictures of my daughter and her friend boogie boarding. I decided to try and snap a few selfies too. Love the pictures of the girls with the water sparkling...so sweet! But then I look at my selfies and WTF?!?!?!? I have always known that my left boob has been a bit bigger than the right...but again WTF???? Whose boob is that? Is it because I am using that hand for the selfie that it makes it look even bigger? I might need surgery to correct this. So the obvious questions now is do I make the left one smaller or the right one bigger???